My "We the North" Reddit caption contest for this photo

http://www.reddit.com/r/torontoraptors/comments/2o23s4/caption_this/

Entries so far:

"He's still looking at my hair, isn't he?"
"I heard Landry might play tonight." "estamos condenados!"
"You mean its legal to cut hair in this country?"
Stiemsma: "The road to playing time goes through ME!"
"What!? You're not Matt Bonner!??"
"Dude did you see Sacre out there? How the hell is he gettin minutes?"
"Philly won a game?"

NO SOCCER FIELDDD??? SNOW??? WHAT IS SNOWWW?